Three Whackadoodle Holiday Songs
One with lyrics written by the great Dr. Sues himself. The second written by the great Adam Sandler, Lewis Morton and Ian Maxtone-Graham. The third written by the great Irving Berlin. Enjoy.
What can I say? This is my favorite Christmas song, lyrics actually written by the great Dr. Sues himself. But then again, my favorite holidays are April Fool’s and Halloween.
I am sharing this with you because I can. I invite you to share your own favorite holiday songs in the comments below. Songs are always healing. But I warn you. I live in Hawaii, so anything about snow, sledding, or sleighing will be met with envy because I kind of feel about snow the same way pandas do. (see video below the Grinch lyrics.) In the meantime, enjoy my favorite Christmas song (I recommend that you listen to Mr. grinch while watching Tian Tian in the snow):
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your Heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half Foot pole You're a vile one Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the a seasick crocodile You're a foul one Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote Stink, Stank, Stonk You're a rotter Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch Your sole is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super naus You're a crooked jerky jockey and, you drive a crooked horse Mr. Grinch You're a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich With arsenic sauce!
This is how much I miss snow:
P.S. For my Jewish friends, this is my favorite Hanukkah song:
P.P.S: My Father informs me that his favorite Christmas song is White Christmas, so this for him. Be sure to add your favorite holiday song in the comments below, and happy holidays to you all.