A Whackadoodle Tradition That Must End: The Balloon Release
Also known as the balloon drop, this tradition is a waste of money and life.
I am writing this post in response to an event at an organization (which for legal reasons, I will not name) where I once ran an after school tutoring program. We were planning a major event for the kids, and we were tasked with coming up with some fun games they could all play together. Now, I am not talking about ten kids. I am talking about over a hundred kids, ages five though thirteen, all pumped up on sugar.
The new Activities Director proposed a balloon pop-off. All the kid’s would get a balloon tied to their leg with a string. Once everyone was ready, the kids would begin trying to pop each other’s balloon. The winner would be the single kid who’s balloon survived.
I registered an objection. I had been teaching the kids about the dangers of plastics getting into the food chain. I didn’t like the idea of sending them a contradictory message. My objection was ignored, and after the three relay races that I had recommended (three legged, wheel barrow, dress up) were complete, the balloon pop-off commenced.
First, it took over twenty minutes with all hands on deck to even get all the kids tied to their balloons; several kids had to return for another balloon because it had popped before the game began. Finally, we were ready. Whistle blew. Kids running, pushing, popping, falling, crying. Of course, one of the bigger kids won. Fun for all.
My after school class was picking up balloon parts for weeks, and we never got all of it. While doing our clean up walks, we often talked about what happens when plastic gets into the food chain. Our talks made them more determined.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I love balloons, and I adore balloon artists who can create balloon animals, balloon castles, and more. I used to make balloon animals with the kids. I’ve used balloons in kid science experiments. I give the balloon industry a total ten thumbs up (yeah, I know that I only have two thumbs). Their product helps us celebrate, commiserate, and always brings us joy. I am not against balloon joy.
What I am against is the irresponsible use and disposal of balloons because balloons can also bring death when not disposed of correctly. Just ask this little guy!
So let’s make this a New Year’s Resolution. “If I ever buy a balloon, I will dispose of the plastic responsibly, so that it will never find it’s way into the digestive track of an animal who thought he had just caught a jelly fish.” That goes for plastic bags as well.
Just a reminder.
All my love,
Lynn
